i’m going to write erotica for very shy people
“s-should i take my shirt off?”
“oh, uh…no, no that’s fine…unless you really want to…”
“uh, do…you want me to?”
“well i mean…i dunno…”
I swear to gawd this will define my love life. asdfg
John is calling. Must. Do. Sexy. Hipwiggle.
Lestrade’s face: Please don’t have phonesex infront of me.