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adamusprime:

i’m going to write erotica for very shy people

“s-should i take my shirt off?”

“oh, uh…no, no that’s fine…unless you really want to…”

“uh, do…you want me to?”

“well i mean…i dunno…”

I swear to gawd this will define my love life. asdfg

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douchewookie:

John is calling. Must. Do. Sexy. Hipwiggle.

^

THIS

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